yeah, man. (PAT vs BILLY CORGAN)

Wow! Me and Guy and Miles just got back from watching the new Smashing Pumpkins movie. It's so cool! They're so cool! I hope someday we'll be as cool as them.

Should I shave my head? I don't think my face is pointy enough.

Someday I'm going to meet Billy Corgan and I'm going to shake his hand and I'm going to say something like, "You know, you and me have the same first two names, but switched around" (which is true!) and he'll say something like, "Pat, shotty's music was what originally inspired me to get the Smashing Pumpkins back together. I didn't want to tell you earlier because I didn't want to creep you out cause I know how cool and famous you are" and then I would probably say something to the effect of, "Gosh, Billy Corgan. I didn't know you liked us so much" and he'd be all, "Of course, Pat! I play 123CRAZYTIME in my car all the time" and I'm all, "Oh man, Billy, that CD is so OLD, we have a new EP coming out pretty soon here, maybe I could give you a free copy?" and he would jump up and down and say "OMG Pat ur the best!!!! I ♥ u SO MUCH PAT OH MY GOSH".... and I'd be like, "Billy Corgan, calm down, it's okay" and he would continue, "No Pat this is so cool u r so cool I am so ◘ and u r so cool and if I were to obtain your tracks I would be infinitely delighted but I would probably die cause I'm 41 now and I'm on my 20th anniversary tour and my heart isn't what it used to be and I just don't know anymore".

That's what it's going to be like.

♥pat